A White Man, A Black Man and A Jewish Man... ...were out joyriding in a car they had stolen. They ran a red light and got slammed into by a semi. All three died. They found themselves standing before Satan, scared shitless. The Devil says, ""Fellas, it's my birthday and I'm feeling generous so I'll offer you a deal. Each of you give me $100 and I'll send you back to Earth for another chance."" The white man pops awake, brushes himself off and is looking around at the resulting chaos. Ambulances everywhere, police officers and firefighters cleaning up the wreckage. An EMT runs up to the white guy, completely perplexed, and asks him what happened, telling him all three had been pronounced dead. The white guy says, ""We'll, we were standing before Satan and he offered to send us back to Earth for $100."" ""Okay, but what about your two friends"", asks the EMT. ""Last thing I remember Hymey had him down to $69.95 and Leroy was looking for a cosigner.""