A pastor takes four earthworms and places them in different jars at the start of the service. Each jar contained something different, the first had alcohol, the second had cigerette butts and smoke, the third had all sorts of sweets, and the forth had good, clean dirt. At the end of the service, the pastor pulls the jars back out and removes the worm from the alcohol. ""Dead!"" exclaims the pastor. Next is the worm in the cigerette smoke. ""Dead!"". The worm in the sweets ""DEAD!"" Finally the worm in the dirt, ""Look at this! He is alive!"" ""Can anyone tell me what the moral of this story is?"" Mrs. Jones, an elderly woman in the front row, stands up and exclaims ""If you drink, smoke, and eat nothing but candy, you won't get worms!""