Three Gay Rednecks (NSFW) So there's three gay rednecks sitting at a bar mourning the loss of one their gay buddies. They're figuring out what to do with the ashes. One of the rednecks says, ""Man, we oughta take his ashes out to the mountains. He loved the mountains."" The second one replies, ""No man, let's take his ashes to the ocean because he really loved the beach."" The third guy says ""No man. Let's put his ashes in a big vat of chili and let him tear our asses up one more time!"" *Edit …

Pot of chili nsfw So there are four gay men, three of which are all involved with the last, we'll call him "Freddie". One day Freddie becomes ill and dies of the HIV. Before the funeral, the three gay men meet at the bar to decide the best way to handle the financial part of the ceremonies. They quickly agree that the smartest way to go about it would be to cremate and divide the ashes, thus being able to remember their lost lover however they so choose. After a few hours of drinking and speaki…