Beach The Jokes

A man was pissed off at his boss. He decided to go for a walk to calm down. As the man was walking along, he accidentally kicked a lamp. A genie appeared from the lamp and said ""I am the genie of the lamp. I shall grant you three wishes, but be warned, the person you hate the most, your boss, will receive twice as much of whatever you wish for."" Intrigued, the man made his first wish. ""I wish for a beautiful wife,"" he said. ""It is done."" With a puff of smoke, the genie gave the man a beaut…

A rice cake and a soccer ball go to the beach... The rice cake decides to go for a swim while his friend sunbathes for a bit. The rice cake swims around and eventually joins his friend on the shore. The soccer ball looks at the rice cake and says ""Hey you're wet, you should dry off!"" to which the rice cake complies. He takes off the towel after a few minutes which causes the soccer ball to again state ""Hey really man you need to dry off"" to which the minorly annoyed rice cake agrees to do. A…

Three Gay Rednecks (NSFW) So there's three gay rednecks sitting at a bar mourning the loss of one their gay buddies. They're figuring out what to do with the ashes. One of the rednecks says, ""Man, we oughta take his ashes out to the mountains. He loved the mountains."" The second one replies, ""No man, let's take his ashes to the ocean because he really loved the beach."" The third guy says ""No man. Let's put his ashes in a big vat of chili and let him tear our asses up one more time!"" *Edit …

Three ducks... ...were caught trespassing on someone else's property and got arrested. In the court hearing the judge asked why they were trespassing. The first duck said they did it because they were getting late and it was a short cut to get home. The judge then asked why they were so late. The first duck replied ""I lost track of time blowing bubbles on the beach"". The judge says alright and asks the second duck why he was late. The second duck said ""I was also blowing bubbles on the beach.…

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living …

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time a businessman came walking down the beach trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living fo…