Three Gay Rednecks (NSFW) So there's three gay rednecks sitting at a bar mourning the loss of one their gay buddies. They're figuring out what to do with the ashes. One of the rednecks says, ""Man, we oughta take his ashes out to the mountains. He loved the mountains."" The second one replies, ""No man, let's take his ashes to the ocean because he really loved the beach."" The third guy says ""No man. Let's put his ashes in a big vat of chili and let him tear our asses up one more time!"" *Edit …