Little Johnny's first day in kindergarten Little Johnny is sitting in his kindergarten class when the teacher asks the following question: ""There are three birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, ""There are zero birds left. One was shot, and the other two flew away when they heard the sound of the gunshot;"" to which the teacher replies ""No, Johnny, the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think."" So then Johnny asks if he can pose a question to the teacher. She agrees to answer Johnny's question. Johnny says, ""There are three women sitting on a park bench, eating popsicles. The first woman is just looking at the popsicle, not really paying it any mind. The second woman is biting the popsicle, taking off large chunks at a time. The third woman is slowly sucking on the popsicle, moving it in and out of her mouth, slowly and rhythmically. Which woman is married?"" The teacher blushes and says ""Well, if I have to guess, I suppose it would be the third woman."" Johnny says, ""Actually, it's the woman with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.""