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Three Nuns and Saint Peter Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith, their souls floated up to heaven. The three see the Pearly Gates and begin to approach the massive structure only to be stopped by Saint Peter. Saint Peter explains, ""The Boss set a new rule, in order to get into heaven, you must correctly answer a question relating to the Bible, or you will be banished to the flaming depths of hell for all eternity!"" The nuns had never heard such a thing in all their years and become very scared. ""Nun # 1,"" Saint Peter boomed, ""Who was the first man on earth?"" Nun # 1 looks at the other two nuns as if that was a trick questions and reluctantly utters, ""Adam?"" The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 1 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side. The other two nuns let out a small sigh of relief for maybe their questions will be easy too. ""Nun # 2! Who was the first woman on Earth?"" Without hesitation, Nun # 2 says, ""Eve."" The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 2 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side. ""Nun # 3, what was the first thing Eve ever said to Adam?"" Nun # 3 cannot believe the question because such a thing is not in the Bible. She stretches her head and looks up at Saint Peter in total fear for her eternal soul. Without thinking Nun # 3 mumbles, ""Boy, that is a hard one."" The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 3 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side. *Happy New Years Reddit!

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