For my cake day, a joke... Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, ""Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."" Harry says, ""My God. What's the good news?"" The doctor says, ""I'm kidding. She's dead.""

A man answers the phone - it's an Emergency Room doctor... He says ""Sir, your wife has been in a serious car accident. I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is she has lost the use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."" ""Oh my god. What's the good news?"" says the man. The doctor replies ""I'm kidding. She's dead.""

A woman is severely injured in a car accident. ....Her husband talks to the doctor and asks how she's doing. ""Well, I've got some good news and some bad news."" The doctor answered. ""The bad news is that she's completely paralyzed. You'll have to help her move, eat, drink, shower, go to the toilet, get into bed, and other day-to-day actions."" ""Oh no.."" thought the husband. The doctor continued. ""The good news is that I'm kidding, she's dead."" ________ This is originally in Arabic, so I'm …

A father is in hospital after his wife and kids had horrible car crash He sees the surgeon walk out of the door, covered in blood with worried face, he sprints to ask him how did everything went. Surgeon looks at him and says ""well, do you remember how Alice, your beautifull daughter wanted to do modeling?"" - ""Yes doctor i do, what happened!?"" instantly replies dad, "" well the pieces of glass cut up her face real bad.. She wont ever do modeling"" Dad gets more and more sad by the second. ""…