A Man Gets A Phone Call About His Wife Being In A Car Crash A man gets a phone call. He finds out his wife's been in a bad car accident. He rushes to the hospital and the doctor says: ""Look I got bad news, it was a horrifying accident ; your wife will be crippled from the neck down, you'll have to feed and bathe her, you'll have to continually clear out her every orifice, and you're gonna have to change her because she has no control over her bladder..."". The man starts crying hysterically : "…

For my cake day, a joke... Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, ""Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."" Harry says, ""My God. What's the good news?"" The doctor says, ""I'm kidding. She's dead.""

Harry answers the telephone, & it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, ""Your wife was in a serious car accident, & I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms & both legs, & will need help eating & going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."" Harry says, ""My God. What's the good news?"" The doctor says, ""I'm kidding. She's dead.""

In celebration of my cake day, here's the worst joke I've ever created. There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him to get off his lazy behind and go get them some food. After some protest, the lazy brother takes the car and leaves for the st…