A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence he pulls him out and says ""Sorry you know the law you've got to go back across the border right now."" The mexican man pleads with them ""No noooo Senior I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself I'm going to make it hard for him and says ""Ok I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him ""The 3 words are: Green Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."" The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes then says ""Hmmm Ok. The phone it went Green Green Green I Pink it up and sez Yellow?""
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