Light bulb jokes How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? Real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side. How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look, a bunny. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to paint the power tools blue, two to walk the giraffe, one to fill the bath tub with tennis balls and one to make a cup of cocoa. Total: Nine How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Omelette. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Come on, that's OBVIOUSLY a hardware problem. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. How many country/western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to write a song about how much he misses the old bulb. How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but you need at least three bulbs. How does an apple user change a light bulb? He buys a new house. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Change it into what? How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? ...five, six, seven eight.