A Couple On Their Honeymoon A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed and just about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband: ""I have a confession to make - I'm not a virgin."" The husband replies, ""That's no big thing in this day and age."" The wife continues, ""Yea... I've been with one guy."" ""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"" ""Tiger Woods."" ""Tiger Woods the golfer?"" ""Yeah."" ""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with h…

Texas, wilderness, deer... with phones [long] A couple live in Texas. The wife always persists the husband to go hunting because they she doesn't want them to waste money when they have food in their backyard. One day, he sees a dear and thinks he would probably be able to get the deer and get some fair meat out of him. Before he shoots the deer disappears and the husband follows. Once deep in the forest, the deer turns to face the husband but the husband gets a fair shot. The deer runs away tho…

WWTD A couple was on their honeymoon.... lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, ""I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."" The husband replies, ""That's no big thing in this day and age."" The wife continues, ""Yeah, I've been with one guy."" ""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"" ""Tiger Woods."" ""Tiger Woods, the golfer?"" ""Yeah."" ""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."" The husband and wife the…

Sorry wait for 9 months A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :- ""Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies"". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for…