Ethiopian Jokes [Very, Very Offensive] How Many ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth? -All of 'em How do you tell if an ethiopian woman is pregnant? -Hold her up to the light How do you start a riot in ethiopia? -Roll a donut down the street Did you hear about the Ethiopian-American soccer game? -The final score was America 8, Ethiopia didn't. Have you ever had Ethiopian food? -Neither have they Whats the fastest animal in the world? -The Ethiopian chicken What's the best part about marry…