Wife letter to husband I am writing you this letter to let you know that I'm leaving you. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, I was kind to you and respected you for 7 years of our marriage, most of the time you did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like hell. A week ago, you came home and didn't even pay attention to me, I trimmed my nails, hair, manicure and styled my hair. You didn't even notice that I made your favorite dish and for you I had a beautiful linger…

Divorce A hillbilly walked into an lawyer's office wanting to file for divorce. Lawyer: ""May I help you?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"". Lawyer: ""Well do you have any grounds?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got about a hundred acres."" Lawyer: ""No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" Hillbilly: ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" Lawyer: ""I mean, do you have a grudge?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."" Lawyer:…

An farmer walks in to a lawyer's office in Alabama... And he says to the lawyer, ""Sir, I'd like to get a divorce."" To which the lawyer says, ""Well, do you have a suit?"" ""Yes, I sure do"", the man replies. ""Wear it to church every Sunday."" ""That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?"" ""No, you see I've always been a John Deere man myself. Never had a Case in my life."" ""Sir, do you have any issues with your wife. Did she cheat on you, is she a niggard?"" To which the farmer replies, ""…

My favorite joke, courtesy of my buddys dad. (A Newfy is a Newfoundlander, A north eastern Canadian it's interchangeable, just how I heard the joke) A Newfy calls up his lawyer looking for a divorce. The lawyer curious of the circumstances says ""Great! do you have a suit?"" The Newfy replies ""Yup, wears it to church every Sunday."" The lawyer thinking says ""Hmmm, No, Do you have any grounds?"" The Newfy retorts ""Yup, gots me 15 acres."" The lawyer still pondering how to simplify it continues…