Divorce A hillbilly walked into an lawyer's office wanting to file for divorce. Lawyer: ""May I help you?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"". Lawyer: ""Well do you have any grounds?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got about a hundred acres."" Lawyer: ""No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" Hillbilly: ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" Lawyer: ""I mean, do you have a grudge?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."" Lawyer:…