Wife letter to husband I am writing you this letter to let you know that I'm leaving you. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, I was kind to you and respected you for 7 years of our marriage, most of the time you did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like hell. A week ago, you came home and didn't even pay attention to me, I trimmed my nails, hair, manicure and styled my hair. You didn't even notice that I made your favorite dish and for you I had a beautiful lingerie on me, that I bought. Within a few minutes you were done with your meal and went to watch the game on TV, after the game you went to sleep. You don't even tell me you love me and rarely touch me. I am sure that you are cheating on me or you don't love me. So I'm leaving you. P.S. Don't try to look for me, I'm leaving with your brother far away where we can have a happy life. Find yourself a different life. Your Ex-wife. Husbands letter: Thanks to you my day was wonderful. Finished reading your letter, I jumped from happiness. We were married for 7 years, but lately your behavior isn't lovely nor kind. Yes I do watch soccer - cause I need to calm down after your yelling. I did pay attention to your nails and haircut, but my first thought was that you looked like a man. I didn't mention anything about that, because my mom thought me ""Its better to keep your mouth shut if you can't say anything good"" Also when you were cooking my favorite meal, it looks like you mistook me for my brother: I haven't ate cabbage with vegetables for 10 years now. I noticed the price tag on your lingerie 49.99. I remembered that my brother borrow 50 from me last week. I still loved you a lot and was hoping that we could fix these problems. In any case after I won 14million lotto jackpot, I quit my job and bought tickets for us to go around the world, when I got home you were gone. I wish you a happy life like you always wanted. I showed your letter to lawyer, he told me that I don't owe you a cent. Wish you luck. P.S. I'm not sure if I even told you that my brother Ariel, his birth name was Ariella, hopefully this won't create a problem. Your very happy ex-husband.