A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" nervously says the man. ""hey, do you want to buy my baseball glove?"" says the kid. ""no, I don't want that"" says the man. ""well, you do know I can shout and get you in trouble and my father will find out. so again, do you want to buy my baseball glove?"" says the kid. ""sure, how much do you want?"". ""$200"". ""$200?! I'm not paying that, forget it, kid."". ""Fine, I'll tell my parents..."". ""Alright, here's $200"". Two weeks pass, and the man comes over again. The kid, who's scared once again, runs into his mothers closet. Same thing happens, the husband comes home from work early and tells the man to hide in the closet. Again, the man and the boy are together again. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the boy. ""Alright, what do you want to sell me this time?"" says the man. ""My baseball, and I'll lower the price. $100"". ""Alright, alright, here's $100"". Week passes and the weekend is here. The father asks the boy to have a game of catch with him. ""I can't papa, I sold my glove and my ball"" . ""What, why? How much did you sell it for?"". ""$300 for everything"". ""$300?! It's not worth that much money. You shouldn't rip people off like that. On Sunday, we're going to church and you're going to confess your sins to the priest and hope for forgiveness. Sunday rolls around the family arrives to church. The father sits the son down in a confessional with the priest to forgive him of his sins. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the boy. ""Don't start this shit again"" says the priest