Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody nose and a battered body but he's tough so he walks into class. The teacher sees him and says ""young man, what happened to you??"" ""well I asked my mom what a purple donut is and she beat me with a bat! By the way, what is a purple donut?"" the teacher gets a wild look in his eyes, and proceeds to throw the boy through a desk. ""GO TO THE PRINCIPLE!"" he yells. The boy now with an achy back and a bloody nose goes to the principals office. The principle says ""Good god child, what in all that is crazy happened to you?"" The boy says "" I was beaten for asking a simple question, what is a purple donut?"" The principle gets a wild look in his eye and beats the kid with a stapler and screams, ""son get the hell out of here! Your expelled!!"" so the boys leaves with a bloody nose, an achey back, and five staples on his forehead. As he is walking home he meets a hobo. ""young man, what the hell happened to you?"" "" well sir, I got beaten by my mother, thrown through a desk and stapled maliciously by my principal all for asking the same question: What in the world is a purple donut??"" The hobo gets a wild look in his eye and proceeds to beat the boy with a golf club. The boy escapes with two black eyes. As he is headed home he sees a donut shop. ""that's where I will go! They sell donuts, so they should know what a purple donut is!"" he begins to cross the road and *WHAM* gets smoked by a bus. Moral of the story: look both ways when crossing the street. Always.