My favorite joke, courtesy of my buddys dad. (A Newfy is a Newfoundlander, A north eastern Canadian it's interchangeable, just how I heard the joke) A Newfy calls up his lawyer looking for a divorce. The lawyer curious of the circumstances says ""Great! do you have a suit?"" The Newfy replies ""Yup, wears it to church every Sunday."" The lawyer thinking says ""Hmmm, No, Do you have any grounds?"" The Newfy retorts ""Yup, gots me 15 acres."" The lawyer still pondering how to simplify it continues ""No no no, does she have a grudge?"" The Newfy still lost as ever replies ""Yeah, it's both our garage I parks my John Deere in it, gotta mow the 15 acres somehow."" Completely exhausted with this conversation the lawyer asks ""Does she beat you up?!"" the Newfy comes back with ""No! we wake up at the same time, 7am every morning."" Now the lawyer becoming short with the gentleman yells back ""Sir does she nag you?! Is she a nagger?!"" The Newfy frustrated as well snaps back ""Nope! The last kid was though that's why I want the dee-vorce.""