Hippie jokes Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He's still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle. ______________________ Q: How do you starve a hippie? A: Hide his drug money under the soap. _______________________ Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks! _______________________ Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common? A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods. ______________________ So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog "Play dead." And the dog says, "Nah man, play Floyd!" _____________________ Please add more if you think of them, most of my friends are "hippies" and these jokes freakin crack me up.