#floyd

Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'

I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0... They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife.

Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up.

Oh, Floyd! Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, what can I do for you?'' ''I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood... only to find no marijuana. They sneer a…

Hippie jokes Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He's still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle. ______________________ Q: How do you starve a hippie? A: Hide his drug money under the soap. _______________________ Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks! ___________…

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves.