A wife on her deathbed. An old man is at his wife's deathbed in their home. The old woman whispers to her husband. "My husband, I want to show you something before I pass." The husband replies "what is it my dear? I'll do anything you ask.." "I want you to open the chest locker at the foot of the bed that I always kept locked." "I will! I've always wondered what was in there." The old man opens the chest and inside is $50,000 and 3 ears of corn. "I have to ask honey, why is there 3 ears of corn in there." "Well," the old woman answered. "Every time I committed adultery I would put an ear of corn in the chest." "Oh, I forgive you my love, it's been 60 years. But why the $50 thousand?" "When I collected a bushel, I sold it." I read this joke in a Readers Digest in a doctors office 14 years ago. Never forgot it.