A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office
and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…”
– Shamelessly stolen from Alan Lynch, Ithaca, New York via Readers' Digest