My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated.

FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no.