Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.

One female office worker asks another if she's excited for Valentine's Day ""Nah, it's the same thing every year. My husband buys me flowers, and then expects me to sit with my legs in the air for the rest of the night,"" she replies. ""What, don't you own a vase?""

The Annual Office Christmas Party After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. ""Louise,"" he moaned, ""tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"" ""Even worse,"" she assured him in her most scornful one. ""You made a complete ass of yours…

Guess who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ""Love"" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing. ""I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"" ""But why?"" asks the man. ""I'm a divorce lawyer.""