Christmas in Latvia Is Christmas man have present! He open, find rotten potato. Wife die of malnutrition night that.

I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead.

My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out