Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.

Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out

Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?

Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.