A man calls home from work... His young daughter answers the phone. "Hi sweetie, is your mother close to the phone? The little girl answers, "No, she's upstairs with uncle Paul." A long pause. "You don't have an uncle Paul, honey." He says. She answers, "Yes I do, he's upstairs with mommy, *right now!*" Another long pause. He says, "I want you to go upstairs and bang on mommy's door and say that you just saw daddy's cat pull in the driveway." "Okay..." A loooong pause. She picks the phone back up. "Well, what happened?" He asks. The girl says loudly, "Mommy jumped up out of bed with no clothes on and she was jumping around the room and she slipped and hit her head on the dresser now she's just lying there!" "What about uncle Paul?" He asks, worried but still angry. "Well, he jumped out the window into the pool but he must not have known that last week you took the water out to clean so he's lying in the bottom not moving either!" The man is distraught, he yells, "Pool? We don't have a...wait is this 470-2001...?"