Uncle Paul jumped out of the bed with no clothes ""Hello?"", ""Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"" ""No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."" After a brief pause, Daddy says, ""But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."" ""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."" Brief Pause. ""Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car ju…