The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it.

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.