The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today.

"And what do your parents do?" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers

Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread.