Mummy with Uncle Paul A young daughter is at home when her father calls. The daughter picks up. ""Hello?"" ""Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"" ""No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."" A brief pause. ""But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."" ""Mummy says I do! He's with Mummy in the room, right now."" Another brief pause. ""Uh, alright, here's what Daddy wants you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shou…