Christmas joke! (A little late I know) Three men die on Christmas Day. They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter just feels awful. He says "Alright guys I hate you died on Christmas Day, so to make up for it, I'll let you right in if you have anything on you that has any Christmas symbolism." So the first man checks his pockets and pulls out a lighter. St. Peter asks, "What is that supposed to symbolize?" The 1st man replies, "It's a Christmas candle." St. Peter acknowledges it and let's him through. The second man sweats a little as he searches his pockets and says, "oh here we have it, my keys, they jingle just like Christmas bells." So St. Peter waves him through. The last guy stumbles up still a little more sauced than he should be, and begins to check his pockets. He searches his coat pockets and begins to sober up as he panics thinking he doesn't have anything. St. Peter asks him impatiently if he has any sort of Christmas symbolism. Then the man smiles and says,"oh wait." He reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a pair of red women's underwear. At this St. Peter scoffs and says, "how is this a Christmas symbol?" The third man replies, "because they're Carol's."