Three men want make phone call from Hell to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions Their Nationalities were American, Italian and Iraqi. So they decide to go to Devil who is the boss. So the American made a call and the Devil made him to pay 100 USD, then an Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on fact that Italy is less developed than that of USA. LASTLY an Iraqi made a call and the Devil made him to pay a cent. Both the American and Italian complain as it is…

The Spellcheck Family Before 1882 spelling errors were relatively common in the United States, that was until the Spelczek family immigrated to the USA from Poland. The Spelczeks traveled all across the USA in a horseless carriage correcting the typos on store signs. Recently, Besnik Spelczek of Silicon Valley, California decided to digitize the family business and installed ""spellcheck"" the anglicization of his surname, into every computer that ran word or open office. A portion of the profit…

A Lithuanian couple in a hotel A Lithuanian couple go to a hotel in USA. They spot a mouse in the room. ""A mouse! Dear, call the lobby, you know at least some English, right?!"" The man picks up the phone. ""Helou."" ""Can I help you?"" ""Yes, du ju nau Tom and Dzeri?"" ""Yes sir, of course."" ""So, Dzeri iz hier.""

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the last one!) DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange th…