I’m ready for a holiday. Paddy says to Mick, “I’m ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant, last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant." Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?" Paddy replies, "I'll bloody take her with me!"
← Back to feed
0
More like this
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose..... With some luck they mana
Irish hunters Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, The pil
John Cleese talks about the terror threat levels of nations The English are concerned about the recent increase in terrorist activities, and have therefore rais
Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the cou
Joke ID:
01KKTN2ZM1VSSPXKHZQGJQ0N27