The President of the United States, a priest, the world's smartest black man, and an 8 year old girl are on a crashing plane with 3 parachutes... The President takes the first parachute and says, ""I'm the President of the United States, America won't be able to function without me!"" And jumps out of the plane. Next, the world's smartest black man takes the second parachutes and says, "" I'm the world's smartest black man, the world needs me!"" And jumps out of the plane. Finally, the priest sa…

Texas A&M offers a new degree! In recent news, Texas A&M has decided to drop its Liberal Arts degree in favor of a ""Conservative Arts"" program. This unprecedented academic reform comes at the behest of parents who are concerned about what their children are learning at the school. One parent is quoted as saying, ""We thought we'd taught our kids all they needed to know to become adults. They were good kids, you know? They went to church every Sunday, they did their homework, believed i…

The president is visiting a school The president was doing a tour of the nation campaigning and one day he stopped at a school to give a presentation to the kids. After finishing the presentation, he took questions from the kids. One little girl raised he hand and asked, "What is a tradgedy?" "That's a very good question." The president said. "Can anybody answer it. Another little girl raised her hand. "If a group of kids were clmbing down a cliff, and their ropes broke, and they fe…

When he was president, George W. Bush decided to visit a school... ...so the kids could ask him questions. 'Mr. President, my name is Bob and I'd like to ask three questions,' says the first kid. 'Alright, ask away,' says Bush. 'My first question: why do you label everything as "terrorism"? My second question is: why do you always say we have the moral high ground when we were the ones who dropped two atomic bombs? And finally: how come you only became president after they counted the votes …