What do Santa Claus and my dad have in common? I’ve never met the real one...#Santa Claus#Parents#Santa#Q&A0🔗 Share
SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start#Santa Claus#Parents#Santa0🔗 SharePermalink →
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
"I saw mommy kissing santa claus" has the same number of syllables as "I saw someone die at Disney World." Life's funny like that.#Santa Claus#Disney#Parents#Santa+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →