Where is Jesus today?
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, **"Where is Jesus today?"**
Steven raises his hand and says, *"He's in Heaven."*
Mary answers, *"He's in my heart."*
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, **"He's in our bathroom!"**
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
**"Well,"** Little Johnny says, **"every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom dтАж