There were two old boys from Alabama who loved to fish They wanted to do some ice fishing that they'd heard about in Canada, so they took off to try it. The lake was frozen nicely, so they stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, ""We're going to need an ice pick."" After they got their equipment, they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, ""We're going to need another dozen ice picks."" He sold …

There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, ""We're going to need an ice pick."" So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, ""We're going to need another dozen ice picks."" Well, the fello…

A trucker was hauling a load of bowling balls across the South. As he's cruising down the highway in Alabama, he passes two black boys traveling down the road on a bike. He ignores them and continues down the road a bit before stopping at a diner to eat some delicious chicken-fried steak. After he's finished eating, it begins to rain, and he continues back out on the road. After a few minutes it really begins to pour down. He passes the same two black boys on their bicycle, who are completely so…

Mike was an experienced big game hunter... He went into the woods one day in northern Canada, and saw a family of brown bears. Being the merciless, ruthless hunter that he was (Mike was not Canadian), he shot and killed the whole family. The black bears convened after this. Angry about the last of the brown bears in Canada being killed, they plotted revenge on Mike. They ventured down to America in search of Mike, alas they could not find him. A year or so later, Mike traveled back to northern C…