A trucker was hauling a load of bowling balls across the South. As he's cruising down the highway in Alabama, he passes two black boys traveling down the road on a bike. He ignores them and continues down the road a bit before stopping at a diner to eat some delicious chicken-fried steak. After he's finished eating, it begins to rain, and he continues back out on the road. After a few minutes it really begins to pour down. He passes the same two black boys on their bicycle, who are completely soaked. He feels bad for them, so he pulls over and offers them a ride. ""You boys are welcome to have a ride, but I don't have room up here so you will have to sit in the trailer with the bowling balls."" They agree to hop in for a ride, so they grab the bike and hop into the trailer. The trucker closes the doors and hops in and takes off. After a few minutes he notices that he is being pulled over, so he stops. A county sheriff walks up to the cab and tells the trucker that he is conducting a routine inspection to look for drugs, guns, or other illegal goods. The trucker agrees to have his truck searched by the sheriff. The sheriff begins his inspection looking around the cab and then under it, moving down until he gets to the rear trailer doors. He opens the doors and gasps in horror. He immediately slams the trailer doors, locks them, and quickly runs back to his squad car. He grabs the radio and screams as loud as he can in his southern accent, ""HOLY SHIT 911!! SEND HELP!! We gots a trucker haulin' a shitload of nigger eggs, 2 of em just hatched and stole a bicycle!""