Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it.#Animals#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →