George has a problem ... he pees in his bed at night. So he decides to go to the doctor to fix the problem. ""Well George, can you tell me what exactly happens each night that might be causing the problem?"" ""Well,"" George said, ""When I fall asleep I have a dream where this small little dwarf comes to me and says 'Did you do pee pee'? And I say 'No'. So he says 'So go pee pee!' And so ... I do ..."" ""I see,"" says the doctor ... ""I have a solution for you George - Next time the dwarf asks y…

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door behind him. 3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the oppor…

Israeli, German, Russian, and American doctors were talking ... ‏An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." ‏The German doctor says: "That's nothing, ‏in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." ‏The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for wor…

Unemployment at its best! An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The American doctor laughs: "You al…