A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are enrolled in a university physics class. The day before the exam, they realize that they are in way over their heads. So, they come up with a plan to steal the answer key from the professor's office. That night, they pick the lock, check his desk drawers, and sure enough find the 100-question multiple choice answer sheet. They snap a picture of it and spend the remainder of the night carefully writing the answers on their arms. The next morning, they are seated…

A girl comes home from school... She tells her mother, ""Mommy, today we started first grade and the teacher asked us to count to 20 and I counted to 100! Is it because I'm blonde?"" ""Yes dear it's because you're blonde"" says the mother happily. The girl comes home the next day and announces, ""Mommy, the teacher taught us the letter C and I could say until the letter Z! Is it because I'm blonde?"" ""Yes dear, it's because you're blonde"" the mother answers proudly. Thd next day the girl comes…

A science teacher tells his class. A science teacher tells his class, ""Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."" A blonde student responds, ""Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.""