A blonde, brunette, and redhead are enrolled in a university physics class. The day before the exam, they realize that they are in way over their heads. So, they come up with a plan to steal the answer key from the professor's office. That night, they pick the lock, check his desk drawers, and sure enough find the 100-question multiple choice answer sheet. They snap a picture of it and spend the remainder of the night carefully writing the answers on their arms. The next morning, they are seated…

A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher... A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher are invited to be part of a social experiment. The doctor is brought into a room with a gorgeous blonde, brunette, and redhead, and asked which one he would most like to sleep with. The Doctor replies, "I my professional experience, blondes tend to be more sensitive to stimulation, so I would do the blonde." They repeat the experiment with the business man, and he replies, "In my profession…

just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said "i figured you'd have cured cancer by now." then i washed bird shit off her tahoe

Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher.