Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.

Trump, Pena Nieto and Putin come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total,"" says the Genie. Pena Nieto, the President of Mexico says, ""I was a miner, my dad was a miner, and my son will also mine. I want the land to be forever filled with minerals and oil in Mexico."" With a blink of the Genies eye, ""FOOM,"" the land in Mexico was forever filled to the brink with rare resources. Trump was amazed, but he already made up his mind, "…

M&Ms Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the ""loser,"" and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue one…

On a ship A captain and a rich man were talking in a cabin of a very large yacht. 'I had one of these yachts once,' the rich man told the captain. 'Sold it?' the captain asked. 'No. I wanted to show my parents that I appreciated how they brought me up in life and how they helped me become the prosperous man today, so I let them stay on it and have a week in the USA where the yacht was going.' 'Is that so? So what happened to the yacht then?' 'It sunk in the middle of the Atlantic. I hadn't made …