#woods-he

One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods.. He was out hopping through the woods, enjoying nature. After hopping around for a while he came across Mr. Deer, who was sparking-up a joint. Mr. Rabbit approached him and said, ""Mr. Deer, you don't need that stuff. We have all of this beautiful nature to enjoy. Put that out, and come frolic with me."" After a bit of convincing, Mr. Deer agrees. He snuffs out his joint, and they take-off. Now the two of them are out frolicking together, laughin…

A Reporter Visits a Small Village In the Woods... He approaches a small cabin and knocks at the door. A man answers the door, and after a few minutes of talking, the man agrees to help the reporter with his article about life outside the big city. The man invites the reporter in and offers him a drink. They sit down at the table and then the reporter asks a question... ""Do you know any interesting stories about this village, sir?"" The man replies quickly ""Of course I do! There was this time w…

A computer scientist is walking through the woods He finds a frog. The frog says ""Hey! I'm a princess cursed into being a frog. Kiss me and I will turn into a person!"" The computer scientist puts her in his pocket. ""You idiot! Kiss me and I will turn into a princess who will marry you!"" protests the frog The computer scientist replies ""I have no interest in marriage, but I've gotta admit that a talking frog is pretty cool""

A man goes hunting in the woods... He sees a bear. He takes aim and shoots at the bear. He sees the dirt pop up behind the hear and goes out to find the blood trail. The hunter gets down but can't find the blood trail or the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns, and finds the bear. The bear says, ""You have two options, you can be mauled to death or you can bend over and take it."" Not wanting to die, the hunter bends over and takes it from the bear. The hunter decides to go back to camp …