Three archaeologists of different nationalities are debating on whose culture was more advanced The French archaeologist claims his ancestors were superior: ""We dug down 50 meters in Paris and we found copper. That must mean we had copper wiring which proves the French are more advanced."" The Italian scoffs, ""Pah! That is nothing. We dug down 100 meters underwater in Venice and found glass. That indicates that my ancestors had fiber optics!"" The Israeli smiles and says, ""We dug down 200 met

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Two vampires go on vacation I read [this vampire joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qph5b/one_of_the_funniest_vampire_jokes/) and it reminded me of one I heard many years ago. --- Two vampires were out for a stroll in Transylvania. ""You know, I have been getting sick of eating the same thing every night."" The first said to the second. ""I was just thinking the same thing"" the second replied. ""It will still be a few months until tourism picks up again too"" he lamented. ""Perhaps

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Pope John XXIII is going to formally become a saint on Sunday (27 April 2014). Here is a sample of his humorous quips: 1. Visiting a hospital he asked a boy what he wanted to be when he grew up. The boy said either a policeman or a pope. "I would go in for the police if I were you," the Holy Father said. "Anyone can become a pope, look at me!" 2. "It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about the serious problems afflicting the world and I tell myself, I must talk to the po

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