#carrie

"Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.

I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom

[Dr's office] "I have Carrie like reflexes" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No

speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie.

Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew

2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!

Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*

A young man shows up... ...to pick up a girl, Carrie, for their first date. When he rings the doorbell, Carrie's father answers the door and says, ""Carrie is still getting ready, but she'll come downstairs in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and tell me what your plans are for this evening?"" The young man replies, ""Well, sir, I guess I just figured we'd go to a soda shop or see a movie or something."" To which the father replies, ""Well, those are nice ideas, but you know what Carrie real…

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's

A madam answered the door of her brothel to find a distinguished looking man in his late forties standing there. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Carrie," he replied. "Sir, I have to tell you that Carrie is one of our most expensive ladies," said the madam. "Perhaps you would prefer someone else." But the man was adamant. "No, I must see Carrie." So Carrie was summoned, and she told the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, he pulled out ten $100 bills, gave them to…