#tunisia

Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bart…

A band are sailing around the coast of North Africa (this is a great joke by the way) and they are looking for inspiration for a new song. They decide to make a stop in Algeria where an old man says that somewhere among the North African coastline, there is a beautiful melody being played. The band decide to go check it out. They get back on their boat and set sail. They make a stop and approach the first man they see. The band greet him and he says, ""Welcome to Morocco."" They decided that thi…

french vs german , who won ? a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend . ""what's wrong ? "" ""i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"" ""but what have you done ?!"" ""do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french ? , i offered a french girl a place to hide from the germans "" "" you are a gentleman ! , why do you regret it "" "" it wasn't for free you know what i mean "" "" that's so bad but it's better than being killed if she was ok…

I once dated a girl from Tunisia Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.