Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying ""I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked ""How many times did you cheat on your wife?"" The first man replied ""Lord I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife."" The Lord replied ""Very good! Not only will I allow you in but for being faithful to your wife …